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I'm Daryl Hall, you're John Oates.
What's the difference between your ass and a hole in the ground?
What's the difference between your ass and a hole in the ground?
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Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily -
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Dynamite.
Who is the ladies man?Comment
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The lumberjack, because he's ok...
How many people have a certain song stuck in their head about now?Comment
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39,485,929,540,943
Are you ever gonna give her up?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I'm never gonna let her down!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Are you gonna run around and desert me?Comment
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No but I'll dessert you!
Cookies or brownies?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Depends....Quoth Crazeyal View PostWhat size wrench is needed for an IKEA P
Why does being sick make me an insomniac?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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The bed is afraid of getting sick so is sending "stay awake" vibes at you.Quoth DesignFox View Post
Why am I too modest for my own good?Comment
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*throws brick through the window, since she can't reach to open it*Quoth Crazeyal View Post
Why is Crazeyal, so crazy?
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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