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  • #811
    No you have to sleep standing up.

    Quoth Crazeyal View Post
    Is it me, or does someone NOT get the WRONG ANSWERS part of this thread??? (in case you don't get it.. that means we actually dig ya!! )





    What sound does a bell make?
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • #812
      Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
      No you have to sleep standing up.








      What sound does a bell make?
      Diz-to-the-ing-to-the-izzle, y'all!

      How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
      "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
      --StanFlouride

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      • #813
        42.

        How long is a piece of string?
        "I am quite confident that I do exist."
        "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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        • #814
          Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
          42.

          How long is a piece of string?
          Tangerine!

          Who is cooler - Vader or Q?

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          • #815
            Quoth idrinkarum View Post
            Who is cooler - Vader or Q?
            Elvis

            Is Big Brother watching?

            B
            "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
            I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.

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            • #816
              No, I am.

              How do you kill a werewolf?
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • #817
                Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                No, I am.

                How do you kill a werewolf?
                Liquid Nitrogen.

                What is a tarzena?

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                • #818
                  Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                  Liquid Nitrogen.

                  What is a tarzena?
                  The love child of Tarzan and Xena!

                  Do you know where your towel is?
                  "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                  --StanFlouride

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                  • #819
                    Which one?

                    Why do fools fall in love?
                    I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                    My LiveJournal
                    A page we can all agree with!

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                    • #820
                      Quoth XCashier View Post

                      Why do fools fall in love?
                      Men fall in love for Sex.
                      Women fall in love for Romance.
                      :censored" (I'd soooooooooooooooo get a month's vacation for that one)
                      Animals fall in love for nummies.


                      Fools fall in love for $15... Everlasting love is you include the happy ending... Pat...







                      Why doesn't a Hummer involve humming?

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                      • #821
                        Quoth Crazeyal View Post
                        Why doesn't a Hummer involve humming?
                        Because it doesn't know the tune!

                        What would you doooo... For a Klondike bar?
                        "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                        --StanFlouride

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                        • #822
                          Go to the store and buy one.

                          Whoa-oh, what I want to know, how does the song go?
                          I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                          My LiveJournal
                          A page we can all agree with!

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                          • #823
                            This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends
                            Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
                            And they keep on singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends
                            Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
                            And they keep on singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends
                            Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
                            And they keep on singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends
                            Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
                            And they keep on singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends
                            Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
                            And they keep on singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends
                            Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
                            And they keep on singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends
                            Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
                            And they keep on singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends
                            Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
                            And they keep on singing it forever just because


                            anyone got an asprin??

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                            • #824
                              Quoth Crazeyal View Post
                              anyone got an asprin??
                              I have painkillers. Will that work?

                              So. How YOU doin'?
                              "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                              I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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                              • #825
                                Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                                I have painkillers. Will that work?

                                So. How YOU doin'?
                                i dont know.

                                There's a hole in my bucket.... With what shall I fix it?
                                I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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