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  • #1186
    Quoth idrinkarum View Post
    Can't remember a darn thing.

    What what?
    Chicken butt!

    You know why?

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    • #1187
      Quoth Amina516 View Post
      Chicken butt!

      You know why?
      Chicken Pot Pie!

      (I'll bet you thought I was going to say "Chicken Thigh", didn't you? Eh? Eh? )

      Guess who?
      "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
      --StanFlouride

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      • #1188
        Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
        Chicken Pot Pie!

        (I'll bet you thought I was going to say "Chicken Thigh", didn't you? Eh? Eh? )

        Guess who?
        Nobody's here.

        How'd I do that?
        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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        • #1189
          Quoth crazylegs View Post
          Nobody's here.

          How'd I do that?
          it wasn't you but your twin brother.

          Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

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          • #1190
            Quoth idrinkarum View Post

            Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
            I wouldn't know. I don't recycle gum.

            Who wants some 151 rum with me?
            I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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            • #1191
              Quoth DesignFox View Post
              I wouldn't know. I don't recycle gum.

              Who wants some 151 rum with me?
              idrinkarum, naturally! SHE'S the reason the rum's always gone!

              Guyver I, Guyver II, or Guyver III?
              "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
              --StanFlouride

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              • #1192
                Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
                idrinkarum, naturally! SHE'S the reason the rum's always gone!

                Guyver I, Guyver II, or Guyver III?
                RUM! And lots of it.

                Can you catch it on your tonsils?

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                • #1193
                  Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                  RUM! And lots of it.

                  Can you catch it on your tonsils?
                  I can catch many things on my tonsils

                  What do you desire?
                  "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                  I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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                  • #1194
                    Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                    I can catch many things on my tonsils

                    What do you desire?
                    What a loaded question!

                    Let's see here... one thing that I desire is...

                    the third Guyver unit! I want to be a bio-boosted superhero!

                    What do you want?
                    "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                    --StanFlouride

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                    • #1195
                      I want an ice cream cone.

                      Did anything else happen in the world today?
                      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                      • #1196
                        Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                        I want an ice cream cone.
                        Now THAT'S a good answer! Simple, to the point... and it's highly likely you'll GET what you want.
                        Did anything else happen in the world today?
                        Undoubtedly... Not that the liberal news media will breathe a word of it.

                        Why can't the politicians go back to being good men worthy of our support, men like JFK and Jimmy Carter and Ronald Reagan?

                        --Jack (Who doesn't like modern politicians.)
                        "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                        --StanFlouride

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                        • #1197
                          Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
                          Now THAT'S a good answer! Simple, to the point... and it's highly likely you'll GET what you want. Undoubtedly... Not that the liberal news media will breathe a word of it.

                          Why can't the politicians go back to being good men worthy of our support, men like JFK and Jimmy Carter and Ronald Reagan?

                          --Jack (Who doesn't like modern politicians.)
                          The global turnip conspiracy theory.

                          Why can't I ever roll the sleeves up on my work shirts properly?
                          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                          • #1198
                            Quoth crazylegs View Post
                            The global turnip conspiracy theory.

                            Why can't I ever roll the sleeves up on my work shirts properly?
                            Because you got the special shirts with the unrollable sleeves.

                            If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?

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                            • #1199
                              Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                              Because you got the special shirts with the unrollable sleeves.

                              If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
                              Foghorn Leghorn! Didn't you ever wonder what happened to him?

                              People's Court or Judge Judy?
                              "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                              --StanFlouride

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                              • #1200
                                Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
                                Foghorn Leghorn! Didn't you ever wonder what happened to him?

                                People's Court or Judge Judy?
                                KANGEROO COURT!


                                Why do they call being hoarse having "a frog in your throat"?
                                Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                                Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                                Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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