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How do you "Walk this way, talk this way"?
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*tosses head, struts off, and uses a British accent* *guards and Robin Hood, shrug, and imitate*Quoth crazylegs View Post
How many peanuts can you fit in a phone booth?Comment
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Enough to make a cake that will be left in the rain and we'll never have this feeling again.Quoth crazylegs View Post
What is that feeling?Comment
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Unadulterated Loating for your hair, your voice, your clothing.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Didn't figure that out, as it got washed away during the rain at MacArthur Park.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Who dimmed all the lights sweet darlin'?
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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I did. Mwhahahahahahah.Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostWho dimmed all the lights sweet darlin'?
Do you smell what the Rock is cookin?
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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OMG! YES!!! It's roadkill, but not of the animal kind.Quoth DesignFox View PostI did. Mwhahahahahahah.
Do you smell what the Rock is cookin?
Who is what with the where?Comment
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Mrs. Peacock in the ballroom with the lead pipe!!!!
*dun dun dunnnnnnnn*
Do I want to be a murderer?Comment
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You mean you aren't one already?
How about a gin and tonic?Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Only if I get an apple pie with whipped cream upon it.Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
Is there really no word that rhymes with orange?Comment
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There is. Blorenge. [How strange I should have been having that exact conversation last night]Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Where's the camera?"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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No idea. Better call Maury- we're gonna need a paternity test.Quoth crazylegs View Post
Who the daddy?
Cake or Death?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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