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  • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
    Pizza Pie!

    Give me what?
    Caffeine or Death

    What should I let them eat instead of bread?
    "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

    I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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    • Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
      Caffeine or Death

      What should I let them eat instead of bread?
      Let them eat chocolate cake!

      Now then... What should we wash the cake down with?
      "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
      --StanFlouride

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      • Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
        Let them eat chocolate cake!

        Now then... What should we wash the cake down with?
        Rum of course!

        I can has cheezburger?
        I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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        • Quoth DesignFox View Post
          Rum of course!

          I can has cheezburger?
          Nope, ostrich burger.

          Why is everyone stealing my rum?

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          • Quoth DesignFox View Post
            Rum of course!
            *BZZZT!* WRONG ANSWER!!!

            The CORRECT... um... wrong answer was...

            The greatest drink in existence...

            we need... PAN-GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTERS!!!!
            I can has cheezburger?
            Let's see... how can I put this...



            Please, think of the lolcats!
            Quoth idrinkarum View Post
            Nope, ostrich burger.
            Ostrich? Hmm... wonder what that tastes like?!?




            ...I'll bet it tastes like chicken!
            Why is everyone stealing my rum?
            Because they want some before you drink it all!

            Who wants to go to the Disaster Area concert with me?
            "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
            --StanFlouride

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            • Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
              Who wants to go to the Disaster Area concert with me?
              WHAT?! Sorry, can't hear you, my hearing is still all wonky from the Disaster Area concert I went to last weekend.

              Do you know where your towel is?
              I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
              My LiveJournal
              A page we can all agree with!

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              • Quoth XCashier View Post
                WHAT?! Sorry, can't hear you, my hearing is still all wonky from the Disaster Area concert I went to last weekend.

                Do you know where your towel is?
                Sure do! It's right here...



                How did we get on this spaceship?

                "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                --StanFlouride

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                • Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
                  How did we get on this spaceship?
                  Not sure, but the last thing I remember is standing in an abandoned field looking up at the night sky wondering why the sky was light up like a Christmas tree.

                  Who am I allergic to?

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                  • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                    Not sure, but the last thing I remember is standing in an abandoned field looking up at the night sky wondering why the sky was light up like a Christmas tree.

                    Who am I allergic to?
                    Me!

                    Will I have a quiet day tomorrow?
                    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                    • Quoth crazylegs View Post
                      Me!

                      Will I have a quiet day tomorrow?
                      Only if the rabid customers stay home on account of the weather.

                      When will I get a lucky break?
                      I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                      • Quoth DesignFox View Post

                        When will I get a lucky break?
                        Well, a break is coming, but I don't know how lucky it'll be...

                        Why do sad things happen?
                        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                        • To give happy things a run for their money.

                          Why is the grass always greener on the other side?
                          You can find me on Backloggery, Facebook, Twitch, Twitter, YouTube

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                          • Quoth gunsage View Post
                            To give happy things a run for their money.

                            Why is the grass always greener on the other side?
                            Spray paint.

                            Why are my eyes leaking?
                            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                            • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                              Spray paint.

                              Why are my eyes leaking?
                              Because you forgot to put the cap back on!

                              Why not?
                              "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                              --StanFlouride

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                              • Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
                                Because you forgot to put the cap back on!

                                Why not?
                                Because mommy said so.

                                Will you help me eat these Airhead suckers?
                                "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                                I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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