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  • #1321
    Quoth idrinkarum View Post
    Because the egg timer is broken.

    Why am I here instead of watching the Super Bowl?
    'cause you got shitty numbers in the super bowl pool, too. since that's the only reason to watch in the first place....why bother?

    hahaha

    why must I be so far from my sweetheart?
    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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    • #1322
      Super Strong Super Glue!

      Were you in the boat when the boat tipped over?
      Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

      Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
      Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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      • #1323
        Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
        Super Strong Super Glue!

        Were you in the boat when the boat tipped over?
        Nope but Repeat was!

        How can my husband pick the right team to win?

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        • #1324
          Quoth idrinkarum View Post
          Nope but Repeat was!

          How can my husband pick the right team to win?
          Check the Internet - he should be able to manage it by now.

          When did it get so late?
          "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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          • #1325
            Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
            Check the Internet - he should be able to manage it by now.

            When did it get so late?
            After it was early.

            Will it snow some more?
            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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            • #1326
              Quoth crazylegs View Post
              After it was early.

              Will it snow some more?
              My crystal ball (which looks exactly like a snowglobe) says yes.

              Where will I find my first pawprint?

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              • #1327
                Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                My crystal ball (which looks exactly like a snowglobe) says yes.

                Where will I find my first pawprint?
                Under your paw.

                What's the collective noun for magpies?
                A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                • #1328
                  Quoth crazylegs View Post
                  Under your paw.

                  What's the collective noun for magpies?
                  Teeter totters!

                  Why am I so modest?

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                  • #1329
                    Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                    Teeter totters!

                    Why am I so modest?
                    I dunno, cause being uninhibited is soooo much fun!

                    When will the nightmares stop?
                    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                    • #1330
                      Quoth DesignFox View Post
                      I dunno, cause being uninhibited is soooo much fun!

                      When will the nightmares stop?
                      When the cow jumps over the moon.

                      What was humpty dumpty?
                      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                      • #1331
                        Quoth crazylegs View Post
                        When the cow jumps over the moon.

                        What was humpty dumpty?
                        My husband in a pervious life.

                        What was I in my previous life?

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                        • #1332
                          Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                          My husband in a pervious life.

                          What was I in my previous life?
                          A leprachaun (sp?)

                          What shall I do tomorrow?
                          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                          • #1333
                            Quoth crazylegs View Post
                            A leprachaun (sp?)

                            What shall I do tomorrow?
                            The Chicken Dance followed by the Hokey Pokey ('cos that's what it's really all about, doncha know? )

                            Why am I here?

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                            • #1334
                              Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                              The Chicken Dance followed by the Hokey Pokey ('cos that's what it's really all about, doncha know? )

                              Why am I here?
                              Because you're not here.

                              Will it snow again?
                              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                              • #1335
                                Quoth crazylegs View Post
                                Because you're not here.

                                Will it snow again?
                                It is snowing. non-stop! WOOO!

                                What should I beat my co-worker, who keeps forgetting to clean the coffee pot, with?
                                I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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