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Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!
A gum wrapper, a wire coat hanger and MacGuyver's "tool box".
Why is it against the law to kill someone?
Because The Man's always gotta spoil our fun!
If it's called Tourist Season, why's it illegal to shoot them?
(Actually, I think I just answered that one myself! )
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
If it's called Tourist Season, why's it illegal to shoot them?
(Actually, I think I just answered that one myself! )
Actually, the man allows us to shoot tourists, but only if you fill out the paperwork in triplicate and get E.T. to come back to Earth and leave his home for at least 50 years and you have to spin around until you fall down and then you have to get up and perform the Chicken Dance.
How do I come up with these types of explanations?
How do I come up with these types of explanations?
There are more voices shouting in your head than in mine.
Is it show time, yet?
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK
something that's deeply fried and we're not sure if it's actually food or not.
Why not drink at 11 in the morning?
Because it's better to be sleeping still.
Who says I can't draw on the walls?
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK
The Big Bang. (God was on a camping trip, you see, and had a little mishap with a camp stove...)
It's 8:45. Do you know where your children are?
Watching the hockey game of course.
How many ponies are in my My Little Pony collection?
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK
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