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too much rum in his breakfast
is it bad that i went through an entire season of "bones" in two days?
is it bad that i went through an entire season of "bones" in two days?
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If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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I would suspect so . . . all that crunching can damage your teeth.
Why is it almost every day I have off Oxygen wants to show all day marathons of "Snapped?"Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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They're trying to tell you something.
What should I order for dinner tonight (goin' to a fancy-schmancy place!)?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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lobster. tell 'em you want to hear it scream...
(no offence to PETA)
am i getting sick? or am i just that allergic to cigarette smoke...?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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You are getting sick from the cigarette smoke.
I don't eat lobster. What else should I order?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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steak! wrapped in bacon O_O
where are we gonna move?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Steak, I can do (maybe not wrapped in bacon)...
We're gonna move to Mars where all the men are!
Now that my paperwork is done, will I finally start going through all the other crap in my apartment?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Nope, that would be too messy and hazardous to your health.
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dr.!
moo?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Bwock-Bwock Bwock.
Why have we not seen as much rain this month here as we usually do?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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I drank it all.
Why don't I get filet mignon more often? nom nom nom.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because finding adorable cuts of meet is very difficult
Why am I nowhere near done packing?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
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because the fairies keep stopping you
are superpowers real?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Yes! Some guys are lucky enough to have been blessed with "Animal Magnetism", which makes them very attractive to the ladies... in some cases, so attractive that they have to beat the ladies off with a STICK!Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
Sadly, my "gift" seems to be the polar opposite... what I'll call "Animal Repulsion"... the ladies can't get away from me fast enough.
Why me? For the love of frak, why me?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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because if not you, hitler
is my love of stuffed cows normal?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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