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no i can't even count ON you
why doe my arm hurt?
why doe my arm hurt?
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Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
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because the buck landed on it!
what did i win?Comment
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A judgment against Ex!
How long will it take to prove he's not in the military? (Like they'd want him...
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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long enough to also prove he's crazy
is my ex actually dead?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
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Yes & no... he's spending a year dead for tax reasons!Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
Why don't more people spend a year dead for tax reasons?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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because not everone is as brilliant as the ex.
What's up next for us?Comment
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Making Ex pay!
Why do I have this pain in my side?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because cupid's arrow missed your heart.
Why am I typing this?Comment
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because you don't have the latest in telepathic software yet
why is the grass purple?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
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Q: Why is the grass purple?
A: Because of all that acid you dropped. Don't worry, the psychedelic zebras will still eat it.
When is now?Comment
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tomesterday
what book should i read?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
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Everybody Poops.
Monkey?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Cougar!
What nice young man would like cougar?Comment
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A HUNTER!
Ice cream please?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Not on a Sundae. That's just nuts.
How late can I stay out here on the deck with the laptop before I'm good and sleepy?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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