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Yes! It involves Pickle Brine!
Where is this relationship going?
Where is this relationship going?
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Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
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Arf.
Why do most dogs hate the mailman?"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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When you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Nope, you should just fold yourself into your freezer.
Why would I put my biscuits in the oven and my buns into bed?Comment
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Because you didn't want another bun in the oven?
How come "lieutenant" is pronounced with an "f"?Comment
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might have something to do with the giant hole in the back of your head
what's better..."resurrection gauntlet" or "risen mitten"?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
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Still Alive Jive!
You haven't seen my gym card, have you?Comment
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It's over there by the pizza I just ordered.
Was that a little cruel?My other car is a Mackinaw.Comment
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Costumes!
'cos costumes are always the answer, right?Comment
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Not necessarily the news there.
Why do I suddenly have a chill?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Someone slipped you a chill pill.
Why did I eat that?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because it was on a table with the words "Eat Me" on a placard next to it.
Does any know how to survive the "Terrible 7's"?Comment
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Will I find what I'm looking for?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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