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The dog licking the screen.
Why do my knees hurt?
Why do my knees hurt?
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They flipped a quarter with your lower back and lost.
Why are some of the trees around here already shedding their leaves?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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They've decided to become strippers to make some extra cash.
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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knitters
why does my pandora station keep playing songs from gLee?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
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Because the station knows you like it ... deep down in your gut.
What is Mr. T's real name?Comment
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I Pitythefool.
Now why was it I was watching that marathon of the last season of the A-Team both Saturday and Sunday?
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Because your TV only recognizes the awesomest of awesomes TV shows.
Why can't I have a stunt double?Comment
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Because your employer doesn't want to pay you double - same as mine.
Why do I have the urge to throw my store manager into a dumpster?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Because that's the only place you could find someone to date him.
What would the title of the show be about my life?Comment
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A Day in the Life of Idrinkarum . . . now 80 Proof
Now what would a good title for the story of my life be?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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A heart of glass... full of wine? (Sorry, your name. I can't help it)
Why is my computer making weird sounds?Comment
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The gnomes are trying to keep the magic smoke from escaping.Quoth superhotelworker View Post
Why bother?Meeeeoooow.....
Still missing you, PlaidComment
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Because Snape said so. (Sorry, no sleep) :P
Where's my coffee?Comment
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With me! And you're never ever getting it back! Hahahahaha!
Do you love him?Comment
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Depends on who "him" is . . .
Why did I feel like Taco Bell tonight for dinner?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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