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Quoth RootedPhoenix
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How much Rum did I put in my coke tonight?
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More than the Pope loves Jesus.
NT:
How much Rum did I put in my coke tonight?
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK -
Enough to turn puppies to kittens.Quoth DesignFox View PostHow much Rum did I put in my coke tonight?
Why is the rum gone?
If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbateComment
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Cuz DF put it all in her coke.
Why can't I close my teeth together?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Because the road couldn't cross the chicken.Quoth DesignFox View Post
Why did Constantinople get the works?Comment
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One would simply assume that Arizona is a good place to hide corpses.Quoth hecubus View Post
Is he as much of a whore as I'd pay him to be?"That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
"What IS fun to fight through?"
"Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."Comment
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If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbateComment
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In memory of Dena - Don't Drink and DriveComment
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Do not ask, but dance until you fall down.Quoth Eric the Grey View Post
Why not?
Eric the Grey
Why am I going to work today and not quitting?Comment
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Cuz you're an idiot.
Where does a tree get all its wood from?Comment
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I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Up a tree!
How do you know when it's time to leave a party?Comment
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when the kittens start mooing.Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
if a butterfly flaps its wings on the other side of the world, what happens?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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The butterfly crosses the road.
Why is a duck?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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A page we can all agree with!Comment
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Somebody has to be.
Why ask why?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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