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Oh baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
Why do I get all the junk mail?
Why do I get all the junk mail?
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun" -
Because you have that type of personality.
Why is my husband a butthead?Comment
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Cause I stole all your real mail.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Gazumped by Rum!
Because he hangs out with beavis too much....
To be, or not to be?
(I can't believe no one's done this one yet)I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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The letters in my alphabet soup are telling me things.
Taco Bell or McDonald's?Comment
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Arby's.
Jackalopes or water chestnuts?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)Comment
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I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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The Doozers!!
Has the trashheap spoken?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Yes, but in a language no one on earth understands.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
What's the story, morning glory?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Bottlecaps.
Where were you while we were getting high?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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619 - especially if they're invisible!
Why ask why?Comment
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I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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