If this is your first visit, be sure to
check out the FAQ by clicking the
link above. You may have to register
before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages,
select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.
Announcement
Collapse
No announcement yet.
Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!
If "wherefore" means why, does "whyfore" mean where?
If you're in Brooklyn, BECAUSE I DIDN'T ASK FOH TREE OF EM YA MOOK!!
If your in South Carolina, "I dunno why dem fellas yell out fore either... But they let that Colored fella beat the PANTS off some good ol boys... I gots me a four ply ROPE.. Yah hear me???"
If you're in Hollywood, it means you don't giggle at the Director's inches.
I hate wrestling. (Dear Mysty: If you kill me, you won't get a cookie... *offers*) Though I do have to admit that Dwayne Johnson has a great career as a comedian in movies...
Why does a strand of Christmas lights all go out if there's one bulb out/missing?
~~ Every politician that opens their mouth on birth control only proves that we need more of it. ~~
Why haven't I heard my favorite Christmas song yet?
Unseen but seeing oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv 3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
Why do men always wear shorter skirts than the women? (if you get this reference you get a cookie)
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK
Deepak Chopra says, "Fear deprives people of choice. Fear shrinks the world into isolated, defensive enclaves. Fear spirals out of control. Fear makes everyday life seem clouded over with danger.
"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington
Deepak Chopra says, "Fear deprives people of choice. Fear shrinks the world into isolated, defensive enclaves. Fear spirals out of control. Fear makes everyday life seem clouded over with danger.
Comment