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  • Quoth Amina516 View Post
    Why do I watch kid shows in my off time?
    You are reliving your childhood.

    Why can't I be perfect?
    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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    • Quoth DesignFox View Post
      You are reliving your childhood.

      Why can't I be perfect?
      Because the GODS are imperfect, and we were made in their image!

      Commuter car, or luxury car?
      "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
      --StanFlouride

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      • Neither, sorry, you get a golf cart with a weak battery.

        Do your ears hang low?
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • Only when I wear extremely heavy earrings.

          Why doesn't the world make sense anymore?
          I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
          My LiveJournal
          A page we can all agree with!

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          • Ooooh, look!!! Shiney things!!!


            Why isn't Rummy writing in purple in this thread?
            Unseen but seeing
            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
            3rd shift needs love, too
            RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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            • Quoth Becks View Post
              Ooooh, look!!! Shiney things!!!


              Why isn't Rummy writing in purple in this thread?
              OMG! I am ... you can't see it 'cos you don't have your purple-tinted glasses on.

              Who has time to spend with me?

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              • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                OMG! I am ... you can't see it 'cos you don't have your purple-tinted glasses on.

                Who has time to spend with me?
                Oh I do. The things we could do, the havoc we could wreak, the worlds we could conquer....

                Is foul really fair?
                "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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                • Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                  Oh I do. The things we could do, the havoc we could wreak, the worlds we could conquer....

                  Is foul really fair?
                  Fair is foul, and foul is fair, hover on fog and filthy air.

                  Why on Earth do you remember some things?
                  "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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                  • Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
                    Fair is foul, and foul is fair, hover on fog and filthy air.

                    Why on Earth do you remember some things?
                    Because the Brain Pixies make you memorize random things at all times when you sleep.

                    Who can play the hooptie horn?

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                    • My cat.

                      Why is Pablo making that noise?
                      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                      • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                        My cat.

                        Why is Pablo making that noise?
                        'Cuz he's doing that thing!

                        Who wants to be my Valentine?
                        "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                        --StanFlouride

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                        • Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
                          'Cuz he's doing that thing!

                          Who wants to be my Valentine?
                          The Miner from My Bloody Valentine in 3D


                          Why does the flu love me?
                          Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                          Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                          Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                          • Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                            The Miner from My Bloody Valentine in 3D
                            UGH! No thanks! The CORRECT answer was the lovely Rhona Mitra, star of Underworld: Rise of the Lycans!
                            Why does the flu love me?
                            Because you're so lovable!

                            Why does Cupid hate me? What did I ever do to the li'l bugger?
                            "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                            --StanFlouride

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                            • He needs a fresh diaper.

                              Why doesn't my brain work when I need it to?
                              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                              • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                                He needs a fresh diaper.

                                Why doesn't my brain work when I need it to?
                                Because it has a mind of its own

                                Anyone know what's going to happen next week on Lost?
                                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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