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If this is the answer, what is the question?
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Beat them on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly.
If this is the answer, what is the question?"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington -
I didn't realize we were answering questions.Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
Why won't my boss let us go home? It's snowing like crazy out there, and customers aren't even calling let alone coming in.I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Because right now, as I type this, there is a little old lady driving 2 mph just to get to your store and if you close now, she won't be able to get her precious doohickey & will melt in the snow in front of your store and then you'd have to clean her up ... and would you want that!?Quoth DesignFox View PostI didn't realize we were answering questions.
Why won't my boss let us go home? It's snowing like crazy out there, and customers aren't even calling let alone coming in.
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I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Cause the tapeworm absorbed all the good stuff.Quoth idrinkarum View PostAt least it's not in hell, I suppose?
Why am I still hungry?
Will things go back to normal soon?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Define normal.
Why is my nose all stuffy and how do I make it stop?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Sounds like it's already stopped.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
What do I have to do to make you understand?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Become TOO LEGIT, TOO LEGIT TO QUIT (hey hey)Quoth XCashier View Post
Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing pavements?
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It'll lead nowhere.
What did I do now?
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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The question is, what didn't you do?!
What part of "no" don't you understand?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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The wonders of people who are sick with the flu but are too stupid to stay home.Quoth crazylegs View Post
Why fear clowns?Comment
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