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Quoth Wingates_Hellsing
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Why do bad things seem to happen in 3s?
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Bat's blood and tree seeds.
Why do bad things seem to happen in 3s?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK -
They want to one-up SWAT, the SAS, etc and so use a 'triple-tap' techniqueQuoth DesignFox View Post
What are the benefits of drinking the souls of children?I like things that go *bang!*
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Because 4's wouldn't make as much sense . . .Quoth DesignFox View Post
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Don't know. I suck, not lick.
Paper or Plastic?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Leaves!
What is the surprise?Comment
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Peppermint and Anchovies! (The peppermint is so your breath won't stink as badly afterwards!Quoth crazylegs View Post
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And where... is the Batman?!?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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He got confused and thought he was supposed to be in the Crystal Cave and got petrified along with Robin, Joker and the Penguin.
Why am I sick?Comment
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You should not have petted the monkeys at the zoo. They carry ebola you know! Didn't you learn anything from watching Outbreak?Quoth idrinkarum View Post
What did I do with that antidote?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Well, all I know is, I certainly haven't seen it!Quoth DesignFox View Post
WHAT? Why are you all staring at me like that?!?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Don't play dumb! you're one of those ZOMBIES!!! GET 'EM!!Quoth Jack T. Chance View PostWHAT? Why are you all staring at me like that?!?
Does thinking you're the last sane man on the face of the earth make you crazy?I like things that go *bang!*Comment
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Shirley, you jest! I wouldn't touch a product made by Crapple Computers if you PAID me!Quoth Wingates_Hellsing View PostDon't play dumb! you're one of those ZOMBIES!!! GET 'EM!!
Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me in a rubber room, I died there!Does thinking you're the last sane man on the face of the earth make you crazy?
Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me in a rubber room, I died there!
Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me in a rubber room, I died there!
Um... what were we talking about again?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Why, the internet munchkin ninjas! of course!
Where is your ladder?I like things that go *bang!*Comment
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Well, see, there was this library patron and well ....
Can you fill in the rest of the sentence?Comment
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I don't know why she swallowed the flyyyyyyy...!
How do I jumpstart my brain?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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