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  • Quoth XCashier View Post
    Yeah, great band!

    Did they reunite again?
    nope. They all flew away.

    Why am I obsessive about new things?
    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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    • Because there's something wrong with you! There's something very, very wrong with you!!

      Why am I so unmotivated?
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
        Because there's something wrong with you! There's something very, very wrong with you!!

        Why am I so unmotivated?
        Because the miasma has drained it away.

        What else is new?
        I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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        • The widget that replaced the doohickey with the whatchamacallit.

          Where are the Wonder Pets going to show up next?

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          • Quoth idrinkarum View Post

            Where are the Wonder Pets going to show up next?
            At a brothel.

            Will the weather improve by tomorrow?
            I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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            • Of course! But only if the day ends in an "f" and will be a floating holiday.

              Who wants to watch the Cherry Blossom Rugby Tournament?

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              • Quoth idrinkarum View Post

                Who wants to watch the Cherry Blossom Rugby Tournament?
                Will there be Rum? 'cause if so, I'm there!

                How much fun will this season be?
                I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                • More than you can stand. But the season only lasts a half day.

                  Does every rose really have its thorn? Do any of them have someone else's thorn?
                  I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                  I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                  It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                  • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                    More than you can stand. But the season only lasts a half day.

                    Does every rose really have its thorn? Do any of them have someone else's thorn?
                    Sometimes the thorns are adopted, some are biological. But most roses have thorns either way.

                    When will I get to see the sun again?
                    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                    • Undead will most likely see the sun again at the time of their death.

                      .9mm, or .50 AE?
                      I like things that go *bang!*

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                      • Quoth Wingates_Hellsing View Post
                        Undead will most likely see the sun again at the time of their death.

                        .9mm, or .50 AE?
                        Go with .9mm . . . it sounds larger.

                        Why can't I get offline and go start laundry?
                        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                        • The internets is too much funn :3

                          Woher bist du?

                          Note: actually .50 AE is larger, as it is .5 inches in diameter :3
                          I like things that go *bang!*

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                          • Only 'cos I like you.

                            Who wants to see a duck moo?

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                            • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                              Only 'cos I like you.

                              Who wants to see a duck moo?
                              Duck's don't moo . . . cats do. Ducks are quakers anyway.

                              Why do mice like peanut butter?
                              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                              • Who doesn't like butter? It comes from those mooing cats :P

                                How much am I?
                                I like things that go *bang!*

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