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  • I didn't do what with the who in the where at the when nor did we do it how.

    Did you follow my answer?

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    • Yeah, but it got me nowhere. Which, incidentaly is where I was trying to get, so thanks for nothing.

      Why is my dog looking at me like that?
      I like things that go *bang!*

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      • He's trying to decide if you really are wearing milkbone underwear.

        You're welcome to what?

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        • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
          He's trying to decide if you really are wearing milkbone underwear.

          You're welcome to what?
          No soup for you!

          Will my horse keep himself clean, now that he's just had a bath?
          I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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          • Not if he decides to go for a roll in the hay.

            Why am I sweating out here and I'm only wearing a tank top and jeans?
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • Don't forget, you're female. That means you don't sweat, you glow.

              Why does my cat have a happy tail?

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              • His tail is gettin' some on the side...

                Why don't I just go to bed?
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                  His tail is gettin' some on the side...

                  Why don't I just go to bed?
                  Because like me, you are a glutton for punishment.

                  Why clap if you're happy and you know it?
                  I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                  • Because hugging random people can get you arrested.

                    What is the sound of one hand clapping?
                    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                    • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                      Because hugging random people can get you arrested.

                      What is the sound of one hand clapping?
                      millions of microscopic pores screaming in agony.

                      What makes you think I'm crazy?
                      I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                      • Uh, I've met you...


                        Why are cars so damn expensive?
                        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                        • Ask your mother.

                          What is he doing?

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                          • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                            Ask your mother.

                            What is he doing?
                            Moi? I'm doing... absolutely nothing that you need to worry about!

                            Wait... what?!?
                            "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                            --StanFlouride

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                            • Okay, now I'm worried because you told me not to worry and that always signals the worrying trait in me.

                              Now what?

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                              • That already happened.

                                Then what?
                                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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