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Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Same way they glide down the stairs... they have ANTI-GRAVITY BELTS!
Why is my body clock so out of whack that I'm still awake at quarter after 7 in the morning?!?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
You forgot to reset your clock after daylight savings time.
whose birthday is it today?
Everyone's! Let's have a huge party!
How fast was the bee traveling?
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK
I don't know, but the last thing that went through its mind was the zinger.
Who does Hugh Heffalump invite to the mansion?
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
My Mom is psychic . . . she can tell you without even getting out of her chair where I'm at and what I'm doing.
Why can't I make a simple decision such as what kind of new cell phone to get?
Because nowadays, the decision isn't so simple.
What's the conspiracy?
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK
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