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  • No, 'cos no one told me about it so I am going to miss it!

    Should I start up a CS VA meetup soon?

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    • No, you should do it NOW!

      What will Sunday bring?
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
        No, you should do it NOW!

        What will Sunday bring?
        Here's your Horoscope for Sunday, guaranteed to be 100% accurate:

        The stars predict you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep!

        Why did my laptop give me issues tonight?
        "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
        --StanFlouride

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        • Because your laptop is female and you're not.

          Who will save the day?

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          • Captain Planet

            Will anyone take my test for me today?
            Running on ice is just as smart as shoving a fork in the toaster - Blas in regards to a dry pool diving team member who decided to run across a 50 mph highway following an ice storm

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            • Not me said the rat
              Not me said the cat
              Not me said the pig

              Why do animals no longer talk in stories?

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              • It's all that reality TV...(well, they don't talk in real life, do they?)

                What does my touchy tummy want for dinner?
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                  Not me said the rat
                  Not me said the cat
                  Not me said the pig

                  Why do animals no longer talk in stories?
                  Because you're reading the wrong stories!

                  Why doesn't CricKet Wireless want my money?!?

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                  Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                  It's all that reality TV...(well, they don't talk in real life, do they?)

                  What does my touchy tummy want for dinner?
                  Howsabout... some rice?

                  Why for thou gazump Taz?
                  Last edited by Jack T. Chance; 06-25-2009, 12:39 AM.
                  "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                  --StanFlouride

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                  • Gazumping is the only thing allowed in this thread really.

                    America's got talent?

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                    • Yes, but it's got even more freaks.


                      How come so many of the contestants are from other countries?
                      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                      • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                        Yes, but it's got even more freaks.


                        How come so many of the contestants are from other countries?
                        Same old story... the foreigners want to take jobs from Americans!

                        What kind of ice cream should I get at the store?
                        "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                        --StanFlouride

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                        • chocolate chocolate chocolate chip

                          Why am I not sleeping?
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                            chocolate chocolate chocolate chip

                            Why am I not sleeping?
                            'Cuz the Insomnia Fairy paid you a visit?

                            Why.... why do you always kick me when I'm high?
                            "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                            --StanFlouride

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                            • Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
                              'Cuz the Insomnia Fairy paid you a visit?

                              Why.... why do you always kick me when I'm high?
                              Because then I can get 3 or 4 kicks in before you start to feel them.


                              Q: Why do you eat all my damn food!?
                              Common sense... So rare it's a goddamn superpower.

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                              • Because the Country Mouse and the City Mouse are coming over for a visit.

                                Why does my daughter have the TV remote?
                                Last edited by CaroPhoenix; 06-26-2009, 12:12 AM.

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