Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

What? You want more gazumping! Aaaah! My virgin eyes!

Whom would you gazump?

Whomever I could find that looks clean and decent and NOT like an extra from a Vincent Price horror flick and is capable of coherent speech (good enunciation is a PLUS.)

So how many puppies does it take to make a rainbow?

[Jack T. Chance]

So how many puppies does it take to make a rainbow?

That answer just works for EVERYTHING!

Who dat think dey gonna beat dem Bengals? (People that live in Cincinnati, Ohio will get that one! )

[CaroPhoenix]

The playas for the Wash Redskins and those with the Dallas Cowboys.

Who says "goo goo ga ga"?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Ina Gadda Vida Baby . . .

What's for dinner tonight? Fried weenies or dirty rice?

[XCashier]

Can't we have both?

Why not?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because I said so.

Why knot?

[CaroPhoenix]

Only if the knot is in the dirty fried weenie.

Would I say anything dirty?

[Nurian]

Only when you're knotty.

Have we used the rope thing too much?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Hey, we were having a noose - I mean, nice - conversation, here.

Why'd you have to ruin it?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Can't we have both?

Why not?

Because putting fried weenies in dirty rice only leads to STD's

Why can't I train Gizmo to clean her own litter box up?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because then she would have no use for you and you'd be out a cat.

Why can't I have a cat?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because the only cats near you are at the local cathouse.

Where have all the cowboys gone?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Off to the mountains with the other cowboys.

When will Jesus bring the porkchops?

[CaroPhoenix]

When George Carlin becomes a Saint.

Texas, here I come?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

When George Carlin becomes a Saint.

Texas, here I come?

Maybe not. Remember the Alamo . . .

How long will it take for Gizmo to attempt to break into the fish tank after we get it set up?