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  • #3301
    I think it's because he likes the view when you bend over . . .

    How many leaves can fall off a tree in one day?
    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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    • #3302
      Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
      I think it's because he likes the view when you bend over . . .
      Well, then, when I die, I'll have them bury me upside-down so he can KISS MY ASS FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!
      How many leaves can fall off a tree in one day?


      What? Someone was bound to say it, so it might as well be ME!

      What shall I have for lunch today?
      Last edited by Jack T. Chance; 11-14-2009, 08:52 PM.
      "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
      --StanFlouride

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      • #3303
        PANCAKES! MMM PANCAKES!

        Which flavor of ice cream should I eat?
        Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

        Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
        Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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        • #3304
          Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
          PANCAKES! MMM PANCAKES!

          Which flavor of ice cream should I eat?
          Why choose just one when you can have ALL OF THEM.

          So I guess if one eats ice cream for dinner, then what would make a good dessert?
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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          • #3305
            Ham sandwich on wheat bread, hold the ham.

            When is 42 not the answer?

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            • #3306
              Then there is NO answer. It's 42 or nothing.

              How can humans have only one life while a cat has nine?
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • #3307
                Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                How can humans have only one life while a cat has nine?
                because cats take 9 times as long to be as awesome

                where can i find around 60 cardboard ring boxes for cheap?
                If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

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                • #3308
                  Mars!

                  Why don't you eat some Froot Loops?!
                  Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                  Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                  Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                  • #3309
                    Because Toucan Sam ate them already and he didn't save any for anyone else.

                    What kind of growth hormones do trees use to make themselves so tall?
                    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                    • #3310
                      The won't ever tell us. Fucking Saps.


                      Why is cherry pepsi so damn good?
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                      • #3311
                        Quoth Plaidman View Post
                        The won't ever tell us. Fucking Saps.


                        Why is cherry pepsi so damn good?
                        Because you have weird taste buds!

                        Why is it that even Adolf Hitler had a girlfriend, even though he was directly responsible for the deaths of millions of people, but there isn't a woman alive that can stand the thought of being in a relationship with me?
                        Last edited by Jack T. Chance; 11-15-2009, 10:55 PM.
                        "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                        --StanFlouride

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                        • #3312
                          because you haven't killed enough people yet

                          why does the spot between my shoulder blades hurt?
                          If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

                          i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
                          ^_^

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                          • #3313
                            Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
                            because you haven't killed enough people yet
                            Figures. Just goes to prove what I've been saying all along... Nice guys finish last... DEAD last.
                            why does the spot between my shoulder blades hurt?
                            BECAUSE THERE'S A KNIFE STICKING OUT OF IT! YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!!!

                            So, who do I have to KILL to get a new job, eh?
                            "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                            --StanFlouride

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                            • #3314
                              *sighs* Me. It's alright I understand Jack. I understand....

                              What's wrong with Hina?!
                              Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                              Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                              Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                              • #3315
                                Because she's taking a CHANCE with a guy named JACK wielding a KNIFE.....

                                Jack the Ripper anyone!!

                                Why do sour skittles taste so sweet and not sour?
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