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I wish all of my callers would spontaneously gain common sense.
Granted.
Unfartunately, Common Sense is hypergolic with Enturdlement, so your callers go up in flames.
No callers => No job.
I wish my ex would get the desires of Dorothy's party.
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
Granted! But you're not! You end up missing him at the airport, along with passing him while he walks home...and again when you leave the house after searching it to see if he got home. You two don't see face to face until 3 days later.
I wish that for Christmas I can make some nummy food!
I can only please one person a day, today isn't your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
When someone asks you a stupid question, give them a stupid answer.
Granted. But before you and your family can sit down to enjoy and devour the nommy treats, a pack of dogs rush the kitchen and eat everything up and you end up going out to a Chinese restaurant for Christmas Dinner.
I wish my day at work tomorrow is smooth (have to work 8-3 up front tomorrow.)
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
Granted. But it takes a nasty turn and becomes more of a horror novel. Hope you don't have a fear of chainsaws.
I wish I could have some snow on Christmas Eve.
Granted. Brace yourself for Snowpocalypse Episode III: Revenge of the Snow!
I wish for no more Snowpocalypses in MD, PA, WV or OH for the next 30 years!
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
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