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Having now recovered from the aforementioned party, I WISH I'D LEARNED MY LESSON, because now I just want to do it again.
Granted, but in order to remember what you have learned, you must repeat it over, and over, and over, and over...
I wish all my students this semester to be able to understand the material in a timely fashion, and do well on all their assignments and tests WITHOUT driving me (even more) nuts!
Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.
Granted. As a result of your superhuman teaching abilities, you're re-assigned to the remedial classes where your students spend the class periods picking their noses, eating their boogers, and turning in assignment bearing such insightful observations as "Lolz, I is a collej stoodint. I can haz partyz n degree n stuffs!"
I wish I didn't just sneeze and get snot on my keyboard.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
Granted: The Greatest Customer's car discovers the paved over well in the parking lot.
I wish my grey hairs would go away.
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
Granted, but it's so advanced you have no way of powering it.
I wish they'd teach me more than the data entry parts
"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington
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