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granted...you now live right next door to a toxic waste dump.
I wish I could fall asleep.
It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.
Granted. Dont' see what good it'll do you though, since there's a cable outage.
I wish I had a time machine.
Granted, but it's faulty, so you never end up where or when you wanted to go.
I wish I could buy the world a Coke...
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
Granted, but everyone else has lost theirs, so you get to endure them all acting like complete psychopaths while you have to watch with full awareness of their inability to comprehend logic.
I wish I could feel well rested on 5 hours of sleep.
"I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish
Granted, but you forgot to lock your door, so now the Underpants Gnomes can get in and steal your underwear!
I wish I were a rich man, a very rich man!
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
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