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I wish my friend arrives on time and safely since hes flying over the mountains!
It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.
Granted! you are transported to the middle of the Luge track and are run over by the amazing Canadian four man luge team. GO CANADA!
I wish I didn't have to wear my retainer all the time.
Granted! Your teeth fall out, and now you have to wear DENTURES instead!
I wish for Mother Nature & Old Man Winter to DIE IN A FIRE... Preferably of the Man-made, nuclear variety!
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
Granted! He is dead. And can never see his shadow again. So, WINTER FOREVER!
I wish I could find someone for Valentine's.
Granted! Have fun fending off your new STALKER!
I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day, so I could have more time to play Borderlands on my Xbox 360!!!
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
Granted. There are now 96 hours in a day, but you're only allowed to sleep eight, and you have to work the rest of the day. Enjoy the ensuing sleep deprivation psychosis!
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