Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[hinakiba777]

Granted! The line is busy because they answered the call right before yours and you don't get to talk to the Boy.

I wish that my brother was happy and safe while my parents and I are off on vacation this week. (he doesn't like living the house alone for too long so he decided not to come.)

[Green_Fairy]

granted! he's nice and safe in his white padded room

i wish i had a job

[Magpie]

Granted! You can deal with all of Dave's vacation rental customers while he goes and drinks heavily.

I wish the other TA wasn't such an idiot.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! s/he is smarter than you. and makes sure you know it. constantly.

i wish craisins were as healthy as they are tasty (so much sugar! )

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

As you wish, but do you wanna know why they're so healthy and tasty? Because they're people.

I wish I get July 4th weekend off. That would be sweet.

[Jack T. Chance]

As you wish, but do you wanna know why they're so healthy and tasty? Because they're people.

I wish I get July 4th weekend off. That would be sweet.

CONGRATULATIONS! Your bosses will decide to extend to you the privilege of a permanent vacation just in time for the July 4th holiday weekend!

I wish I knew what to do and say to make things turn out the way I want them to.

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! now your so sauve you find all the backstabbers that you could EVER hope to meet!!!

I wish my publisher would read my story, love it SOOOOOOOOOOO much that he wants to publish it, and give me a MASSIVE bonus check, with a nice contract, AND said book sells millions in the US and worldwide!

[Magpie]

Granted! But you can never show your face in public (or at family gatherings) again for shame.

I wish the people we're supposed to go camping with had a clue about planning.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! they plan you right out of the trip

i wish there was better public transportation here

[Magpie]

Granted! It comes with all the idiots who don't get how to use it that we have here.

I wish computers made sense.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! it's so simple everyone understands them and we're soon overrun with robots. evil robots.

i wish i had more yarn

[Magpie]

Granted! But it's all red heart acrylic. (If you've never had the misfortune to use it, my husband describes it as something they spun using the sweepings from the mill floor).

I wish my fabric was washed and cut already.

[Green_Fairy]

Granted! But it's all red heart acrylic.

lol you just made my lip involuntarily twitch. i hate that stuff with every fiber of my being

I wish my fabric was washed and cut already.

granted! but it shrunk when you washed it and it didn't cut right

[BookstoreEscapee]

^^invisible wish^^

>>Invisible granted!!<<

I wish we got a thunderstorm.

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! but it caused MAJOR flooding and is now 20 degrees HOTTER then it was before the storm....and your power is out.

I wish sunday was here so I can get going on my trip to swim with dolphins!