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granted! but it turns out your car is a decepticon and it blows up your town
i wish for more hours next week at work
Granted! You're now required to work mandatory overtime, so you'll be working open-close every day, 6 days in a row! Don't you just love your corporate overlords?
I wish I had the winning lottery ticket that still hasn't been turned in.
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
GRANTED! But you find it the day after claiming for the ticket has ended.
I wish my arms didn't hurt.
Granted! But now you have a splitting headache!
I wish to wake up tomorrow morning to suddenly find myself with sufficient guitar-playing ability to be able to go out, start a metal band, get signed to a recording deal, and start living the life of a Guitar God!
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
Granted. However, the network decided to cancel the show, therefore in theory you already know what happened in the last episode is now the end of the series.
I wish I had new eyeglasses that I can actually see out of . . .
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
Granted! You wish you might Kill Jack. AND YOU DO!
I wish I hadn't done that!
*speaking from beyond the grave* What'd you go and do that for? I've often said women were gonna be the death of me, but that's just going too far!
Yeah that HAPPENED! 22 hour quiet hours started for exams. So everyone was INSANELY loud until quiet hours started at 7pm. I got a bad headache.
Sounds like you need to invest in a good pair of active noise-canceling headphones. I recommend the Audio-Technica QuietPoint ATH-ANC7, they're basically Bose without the marketing campaign and overinflated price! I use mine all the time when I need to just shut out the outside world and enjoy my music in peace.
I wish I had invented the technology behind active noise-canceling headphones and was getting rich off of the patents!
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
Granted! You know exactly what to wish for! But then some CSer comes along and screws it all up on you.
I wish I could wish for more wishes.
Granted! But then you waste them all wishing for a new puppy, when we have no puppies to give!
I wish I could single-handedly destroy every copy in existence of every Twilight novel and both Twilight movies!
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
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