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Right now, I'm thinking that I've been bored all frakkin' day and all frakkin' night, because none of my friends had any time to share with me today. Couldn't even be bothered to talk to me on the phone or online, really. And I'm so bored out of my skull, I think I'm just gonna go to bed now... even though I'm not tired enough to sleep yet. Sometimes being a night owl feels like a curse and this is one of those sometimes.
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
Reading my little brother's war journal from Bagram, Afghanistan (he's a Lt Col in hospital management)...
... wondering how I would have done in Nam if I'd been drafted...
... laughing at him telling his kids they can't go to church at home with a 9mm Beretta ... (but Daddy does!)
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
Right now, I'm thinking that when a potential employer SAYS they're going to call you on a certain day, at a certain time, to conduct a phone interview with you, they should actually DO IT!!!
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
Right now, I'm thinking that razor burn is one of the worst things EVAR!
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
Have you seen Christine - the original Bitchin' Babe?
Oh No - Christine Lavin
Oh no
I'm looking for my glasses again
I put them down
I turned around and then
I could not find them
Now I'm doing my best Patty Duke impression
(The Miracle Worker)
Stumbling all over the place
What do I have to do to teach myself a lesson
Fall flat on my face?
Oh no
I'm looking for my car keys again
I put them down
I turned around and then
I could not find them
I can't find them 'cause I can't see
'Cause I can't find my glasses, woe is me
I can't drive my car, I can't read
But I can order a pizza and watch TV
Oh no
Where is that remote control
It's got to be here
I saw if five minutes ago
But can I find it? No
But the doorbell rings, it's the pizza guy
Good thing I don't need my glasses to eat pizza pie
He tells me it's seven dollars, I say one minute
My purse has all my money in it
Oh no
Now I'm looking for my purse
Just when things were getting better
They've taken a turn for the worse
This is a curse
I explain my situation
How I can't see
Why is the pizza man now laughing at me
I'm searching round the table
Under the bed
Why is he pointing toward the top of my head?
(Lady!)
Here they are
What is that there on the floor
Yes, it's my purse
It's holding my car keys and there's
The remote control behind the door
Now I can eat pizza and watch the news
Chill out lose these annoying blues
But first there's one phone call
I need to return
Where's my phone book?
When will I learn?
Oh no
I'm looking for my phone book again..
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
I'm thinking that my back better stop hurting soon.
And that I need a nap.
Unseen but seeing oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv 3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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