Dear Mr. Butt,
There seems to be an error here. We do not sell any corncob strap-ons. Stable Supply next door does sell a dried ear of corn on a rope, apparently it's a treat for chickens. Perhaps you went there, instead?
Sincerely,
Phil Latio, manager, Ye Olde Porne Shoppe
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Dear Fabric Store Manager,
I wanted to make this beautiful dress, but your employee was not helpful at all. She refused to stop ringing up the long line of people to help me find a pattern, no matter how politely I snapped my fingers at her, insisting that I had to read the pattern books! Then after I bought the pattern, it had nothing but a bunch of paper in it! No thread, no fabric, no notions, nothing! I had to go back to the store and buy all this extra stuff! And to top it off, your employee wouldn't sew the dress for me, or even cut out the pieces, just a length of fabric!
This is horrible service. I demand a gift card for the nearest Macy's and that employee's severed head on a plate.
Yours truly,
Ida Wanna-Sew
There seems to be an error here. We do not sell any corncob strap-ons. Stable Supply next door does sell a dried ear of corn on a rope, apparently it's a treat for chickens. Perhaps you went there, instead?
Sincerely,
Phil Latio, manager, Ye Olde Porne Shoppe
* * * * *
Dear Fabric Store Manager,
I wanted to make this beautiful dress, but your employee was not helpful at all. She refused to stop ringing up the long line of people to help me find a pattern, no matter how politely I snapped my fingers at her, insisting that I had to read the pattern books! Then after I bought the pattern, it had nothing but a bunch of paper in it! No thread, no fabric, no notions, nothing! I had to go back to the store and buy all this extra stuff! And to top it off, your employee wouldn't sew the dress for me, or even cut out the pieces, just a length of fabric!
This is horrible service. I demand a gift card for the nearest Macy's and that employee's severed head on a plate.
Yours truly,
Ida Wanna-Sew
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