Dear Ms. Titlement-Queen,
Your demand for a gift card and a shop all to yourself was met with much laughter by all of my employees, especially since we JUST finished cleaning up the mess you and the others of your ilk left behind.
I'm not sure what you were planning to make with your fabric selections of puce and mustard, but the gold lame really won't make them any better, and neither will the fluorescent yellow. Fortunately, we were going to clearance those, so the fact that you didn't pay for your $425 worth of fabric won't hurt us too much since they'll just be added to the remnant piles.
However, you have earned a perma-ban for threatening our cashier with a plastic salmon. We have also passed around your name and picture to the other local fabic stores for a good laugh, so you might have problems finding a place to put up with your abuse. May I suggest that you do your fabric shopping online?
Yours,
Joann F. Ricks
Manager
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To Whom It May Concern:
Much to my display, when I attempted to call for support on Thursday, your office was closed. My business is very important, and your office claims to provide support 7 days per week, but OBVIOUSLY this is a falsehood.
When I called on Sunday, the young woman sounded shocked when I accused her of not doing her job, stammering out something about Thanksgiving. Well, I certainly wasn't giving thanks to a company that wasn't open!
I INSIST that your office remain open every day of the year, even if your employees want a pesky holiday. I'm self-employed so I work every day of the year, so your company should too! Any day off that you have causes me to lose business!
Please consider that I may take my business elsewhere, even though you are the largest and best provider in the area and the only one that actually provides phone support in the evenings and weekends... the fact that were you closed on Thursday when I NEEDED you negates any good that you have to offer!
Sincerely,
Ree L. Tor
PS. I know the CEO and I will be discussing this with her.
(And yes, I just had this call. Seriously.)
Your demand for a gift card and a shop all to yourself was met with much laughter by all of my employees, especially since we JUST finished cleaning up the mess you and the others of your ilk left behind.
I'm not sure what you were planning to make with your fabric selections of puce and mustard, but the gold lame really won't make them any better, and neither will the fluorescent yellow. Fortunately, we were going to clearance those, so the fact that you didn't pay for your $425 worth of fabric won't hurt us too much since they'll just be added to the remnant piles.
However, you have earned a perma-ban for threatening our cashier with a plastic salmon. We have also passed around your name and picture to the other local fabic stores for a good laugh, so you might have problems finding a place to put up with your abuse. May I suggest that you do your fabric shopping online?
Yours,
Joann F. Ricks
Manager
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To Whom It May Concern:
Much to my display, when I attempted to call for support on Thursday, your office was closed. My business is very important, and your office claims to provide support 7 days per week, but OBVIOUSLY this is a falsehood.
When I called on Sunday, the young woman sounded shocked when I accused her of not doing her job, stammering out something about Thanksgiving. Well, I certainly wasn't giving thanks to a company that wasn't open!
I INSIST that your office remain open every day of the year, even if your employees want a pesky holiday. I'm self-employed so I work every day of the year, so your company should too! Any day off that you have causes me to lose business!
Please consider that I may take my business elsewhere, even though you are the largest and best provider in the area and the only one that actually provides phone support in the evenings and weekends... the fact that were you closed on Thursday when I NEEDED you negates any good that you have to offer!
Sincerely,
Ree L. Tor
PS. I know the CEO and I will be discussing this with her.
(And yes, I just had this call. Seriously.)
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