Dear Ms. Procrastinator
William? The name you wanted on the cake, according to the cameras we have installed was roughly 'Yeserman', which was in very slurred speech. Do you not know your own child's name? As for the cake taking two hours, yes that is very incorrect. You wanted a 5 layer 20"x20" at the base cake. Two hours wouldn't not have been possible. I am afraid your requests have to be denied, and since you drunkenly cursed out and threatened our employees..you are hereby banned from our stores. Child protective services should be stopping by soon to chat, as you was witnessed driving away with your child in the care..while drunk I might add.
Yours truly,
Mr. Getalife
CEO of "The cake is not a lie"
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Dear Shopping Centre
I have never been so insulted in all of my life. I came into your establishment, and proceeded to buy six carts worth of goods. Well, ok..I forced your employees to..by giving them a list, demanding that they do my shopping while I got my hair done. I'm very important you know, and have to look good. Well, it took them an hour to get it done! The nerve. As if that was not bad enough, when I went to check out..the closest checkout was a 20 item or less lane. There were three other isles open, but I did not feel like walking..and being so important knew the 20 items or less was meant for others..not myself. The cashier asked if they could separate my order to a couple of lanes!! How dare they! Don't they know I have to check the price of every item, and if it is even a cent off send somebody to check the price?!!
I want your cashier talked to about customer service, my entire purchase free, and personal shoppers every time I come in to your store..for life. Or I will take my business elsewhere.
Yours truly,
Mrs. Highenmighty.
William? The name you wanted on the cake, according to the cameras we have installed was roughly 'Yeserman', which was in very slurred speech. Do you not know your own child's name? As for the cake taking two hours, yes that is very incorrect. You wanted a 5 layer 20"x20" at the base cake. Two hours wouldn't not have been possible. I am afraid your requests have to be denied, and since you drunkenly cursed out and threatened our employees..you are hereby banned from our stores. Child protective services should be stopping by soon to chat, as you was witnessed driving away with your child in the care..while drunk I might add.
Yours truly,
Mr. Getalife
CEO of "The cake is not a lie"
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Dear Shopping Centre
I have never been so insulted in all of my life. I came into your establishment, and proceeded to buy six carts worth of goods. Well, ok..I forced your employees to..by giving them a list, demanding that they do my shopping while I got my hair done. I'm very important you know, and have to look good. Well, it took them an hour to get it done! The nerve. As if that was not bad enough, when I went to check out..the closest checkout was a 20 item or less lane. There were three other isles open, but I did not feel like walking..and being so important knew the 20 items or less was meant for others..not myself. The cashier asked if they could separate my order to a couple of lanes!! How dare they! Don't they know I have to check the price of every item, and if it is even a cent off send somebody to check the price?!!
I want your cashier talked to about customer service, my entire purchase free, and personal shoppers every time I come in to your store..for life. Or I will take my business elsewhere.
Yours truly,
Mrs. Highenmighty.
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