Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh
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Great prank! Too bad it isn't April 1st. Oh, and next time, you might want to try typing the letter; I recognized your handwriting right off the bat.
Ah, what the hell, you made me laugh. Let's go get a beer after work.
TTYL,
Manager
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Dear Manager of Sparky's Fireworks Tent,
I wanted to get loads of fireworks for the Fourth of July, but your rude employees wouldn't even let me enter the tent! Just because I was smoking my cigarettes, they demanded I stay back fifty feet! Damn it, I'm the customer, I'll smoke where I want to! Now I missed shooting off fireworks for the Fourth. I want free fireworks for the next ten July Fourths, and you to fire that rude employee!
Sincerely,
Smokey Toomuch
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