Dear Mrs Spoiled,
Due to limited space we do not have space for customer restrooms. However there is a 24 Hour McDonald's across the street and a 24 hour Wal-Mart down the street. We have tape of you telling your child to relieve herself in our store and we will release it to the proper authorities. If you come into our store and deliberately damage our products you will be charged with theft. Your demands are denied.
Sincerely,
Minnie Mart
owner
Minnie's Mini-mart
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Dear Drug Store,
i went into your store and I am very appalled at your level of service. First of all your rude employee asked me for a loyalty card. i don not believe in being in the system of Big Brother, and I am appalled your employee would dare ask me to be part of your soul-sucking corporate empire. Secondly when I asked for some marijuana and cocaine, your rude employee told me they were illegal. This is false advertising! You are a drug store! You should sell drugs! I later got arrested buying some drugs on the street. i demand that you stop your loyalty program and pay my legal fees because I never would have been arrested if your rude employee had served me properly I also want a $20,000 gift card to make up for the pain and humiliation of that night.
Sincerely,
Mary-Jane Coke
Due to limited space we do not have space for customer restrooms. However there is a 24 Hour McDonald's across the street and a 24 hour Wal-Mart down the street. We have tape of you telling your child to relieve herself in our store and we will release it to the proper authorities. If you come into our store and deliberately damage our products you will be charged with theft. Your demands are denied.
Sincerely,
Minnie Mart
owner
Minnie's Mini-mart
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Dear Drug Store,
i went into your store and I am very appalled at your level of service. First of all your rude employee asked me for a loyalty card. i don not believe in being in the system of Big Brother, and I am appalled your employee would dare ask me to be part of your soul-sucking corporate empire. Secondly when I asked for some marijuana and cocaine, your rude employee told me they were illegal. This is false advertising! You are a drug store! You should sell drugs! I later got arrested buying some drugs on the street. i demand that you stop your loyalty program and pay my legal fees because I never would have been arrested if your rude employee had served me properly I also want a $20,000 gift card to make up for the pain and humiliation of that night.
Sincerely,
Mary-Jane Coke
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