Dear Mr. Dio,
First, your vehicle is a 1997 Plymouth Grand Voyager. Second, we are only allowed to install brand new stereos into cars. Since you bought your stereo in September and it is now August, that means your stereo is 11 months old. Either you can buy a new stereo from us, or you could get your mechanic's electronics guy to install in your van.
Sincerely,
Daewoo Kardon
Store Manager, Big Box Electronics
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Dear Friendly Animal Hospital,
I took my cat to your clinic last week. Despite giving him medicine every day as you prescribed, he died yesterday. I called your office and the person who answered said that since he was 27 years old, he was on borrowed time. I demanded to speak to your office manager. All she said was, "meow."
I want a new cat. I also want you to fire your office manager, Ms. Meow.
Sincerely,
Felix Lybica
First, your vehicle is a 1997 Plymouth Grand Voyager. Second, we are only allowed to install brand new stereos into cars. Since you bought your stereo in September and it is now August, that means your stereo is 11 months old. Either you can buy a new stereo from us, or you could get your mechanic's electronics guy to install in your van.
Sincerely,
Daewoo Kardon
Store Manager, Big Box Electronics
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Dear Friendly Animal Hospital,
I took my cat to your clinic last week. Despite giving him medicine every day as you prescribed, he died yesterday. I called your office and the person who answered said that since he was 27 years old, he was on borrowed time. I demanded to speak to your office manager. All she said was, "meow."
I want a new cat. I also want you to fire your office manager, Ms. Meow.
Sincerely,
Felix Lybica
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