Dear Mr. Literate:
Your son's school administration and teachers have offered information on therapists many times since they suspect your son has a profound learning disability. However, you have refused every time saying, "If I didn't need them, my son doesn't need them." I urge you to let us send him to a special program that will help him catch up with his peers. We would not want to see your son still in kindergarten when he's old enough to drive.
Sincerely,
Duke Stanford, Head School District Commisioner
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Dear Home Depot,
I cannot believe your staff called the police on us. My girlfriend was in the mood, so we decided to put the plug into the socket in one of your sheds. As I was using my drill, the police opened the door, showing my nuts and bolt to the world. We weren't bothering anyone. Now, we got screwed with disorderly conduct charges, and I got nailed with a indecent exposure charge. When I complained to the store manager, I found him to be extremely abrasive.
I demand you call the nosy employee to the carpet and clean house. I also demand that you lay the lumber to the store manager, and plant a gift card worth $10,000 in my hands.
Sincerely,
Dan Steel
Your son's school administration and teachers have offered information on therapists many times since they suspect your son has a profound learning disability. However, you have refused every time saying, "If I didn't need them, my son doesn't need them." I urge you to let us send him to a special program that will help him catch up with his peers. We would not want to see your son still in kindergarten when he's old enough to drive.
Sincerely,
Duke Stanford, Head School District Commisioner
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Dear Home Depot,
I cannot believe your staff called the police on us. My girlfriend was in the mood, so we decided to put the plug into the socket in one of your sheds. As I was using my drill, the police opened the door, showing my nuts and bolt to the world. We weren't bothering anyone. Now, we got screwed with disorderly conduct charges, and I got nailed with a indecent exposure charge. When I complained to the store manager, I found him to be extremely abrasive.
I demand you call the nosy employee to the carpet and clean house. I also demand that you lay the lumber to the store manager, and plant a gift card worth $10,000 in my hands.
Sincerely,
Dan Steel
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