Dear Mr. Smart,
It is impossible for anyone to memorize the prices since we carry hundreds of ideas. Many items change often. However, we have reprimanded him for leaving his till unattended. After all, he could have called the produce department from the registers. However, it is only a verbal warning. We will not fire him since he is a good employee who knows what he is doing.
Sincerely,
I. M. Big, Store Manager, Fresh and Ready Grocers
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Dear Fire Bird, Inc.,
I recently bought your fire log and I read this on the side, "Caution: Risk of Fire." How stupid do you think I am? I know there is a risk of fire. I bought it so I can start a fire in my fireplace. Why would you put that on there? I believe you should remove that warning and engage in a bit of Darwinism. If they don't think something called a FIRE LOG is flammable, they deserve to have their house burn down.
Sincerely,
Barry Hartless
It is impossible for anyone to memorize the prices since we carry hundreds of ideas. Many items change often. However, we have reprimanded him for leaving his till unattended. After all, he could have called the produce department from the registers. However, it is only a verbal warning. We will not fire him since he is a good employee who knows what he is doing.
Sincerely,
I. M. Big, Store Manager, Fresh and Ready Grocers
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Dear Fire Bird, Inc.,
I recently bought your fire log and I read this on the side, "Caution: Risk of Fire." How stupid do you think I am? I know there is a risk of fire. I bought it so I can start a fire in my fireplace. Why would you put that on there? I believe you should remove that warning and engage in a bit of Darwinism. If they don't think something called a FIRE LOG is flammable, they deserve to have their house burn down.
Sincerely,
Barry Hartless
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