Dear Mr. Rape-Bait,
What you did was nothing short of sexual assault. You grabbed her breasts and rear constantly. You even tried to drag her into your house even after she told you she didn't want to go in. She's lucky that she has sharp fingernails. She was able to get away.
We've also talked to the other area restaurants about your house. They've had the same problems. We've put your house on a black list. Good luck trying to get anyone to deliver to your house.
Sincerely,
"Papa" Pete Sah Togo, Owner, Mama Maria's Pizza
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Dear Green Forest Cemetery,
I came to visit my father's grave when this rude caretaker told us that our children were not allowed to climb on the other grave markers. He kept muttering on about heavy gravestones and having respect for the dead. How dare he say things like that. I want my children to have fun despite having their grandfather being dead. If you have loose grave stones, you need to secure them so my children can climb them in safety.
I demand that you fire that rude groundskeeper.
Sincerely,
Mary Ghoul
What you did was nothing short of sexual assault. You grabbed her breasts and rear constantly. You even tried to drag her into your house even after she told you she didn't want to go in. She's lucky that she has sharp fingernails. She was able to get away.
We've also talked to the other area restaurants about your house. They've had the same problems. We've put your house on a black list. Good luck trying to get anyone to deliver to your house.
Sincerely,
"Papa" Pete Sah Togo, Owner, Mama Maria's Pizza
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Dear Green Forest Cemetery,
I came to visit my father's grave when this rude caretaker told us that our children were not allowed to climb on the other grave markers. He kept muttering on about heavy gravestones and having respect for the dead. How dare he say things like that. I want my children to have fun despite having their grandfather being dead. If you have loose grave stones, you need to secure them so my children can climb them in safety.
I demand that you fire that rude groundskeeper.
Sincerely,
Mary Ghoul
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