Dear Ms. Diot,
Batteries aren't meant to be used in the microwave. In the future, I would suggest using a microwavable mug and all of your requests are denied.
Sincerely,
B. Attery
Manager
Dear Airline Manager,
I was on the plane and about to light up a cigarette. However, the rude flight attendant had the nerve to tell me that I wasn't allowed to smoke on the plane. I am the passenger and if I want to smoke on the plane, then I have every right to. I want the rude flight attendant fired and to be allowed to smoke all I want on the plane or I will undress in my seat and then get up and walk around the plane smoking a cigarette and wearing nothing.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Naturalsmoker
Batteries aren't meant to be used in the microwave. In the future, I would suggest using a microwavable mug and all of your requests are denied.
Sincerely,
B. Attery
Manager
Dear Airline Manager,
I was on the plane and about to light up a cigarette. However, the rude flight attendant had the nerve to tell me that I wasn't allowed to smoke on the plane. I am the passenger and if I want to smoke on the plane, then I have every right to. I want the rude flight attendant fired and to be allowed to smoke all I want on the plane or I will undress in my seat and then get up and walk around the plane smoking a cigarette and wearing nothing.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Naturalsmoker
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