Dear Ms. Dramatic,
If you audition frequently, you must know that you will not be cast in every play. We must choose who will fit in the play. Considering we were holding auditions for the Children's Theater performance of The Sound Of Music, there were many children in attendance, and your performance of "Dance Ten, Looks Three" from A Chorus Line while wearing a see-through bikini was...highly inappropriate, at the very least, you should be grateful we merely had you escorted out and not arrested.
I do know that Lively Arts Theater across town is holding auditions for Hair, and Downtown Theater is holding auditions for The Rocky Horror Show. Your performance might go over better at either of those two venues.
Break a leg!
Sincerely,
Ry Sing-Starr, manager
Pop Star Auditions
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Dear Paint Store,
I was at the park and wanted to sit down. I saw a bench, threw away some silly sign that was propped up there, and sat down, and now I've got your paint all over my clothes! I demand compensation! You'd better give me $100,000 for a whole new wardrobe or I'll see you in court!
Sincerely,
Kent Readsigns
If you audition frequently, you must know that you will not be cast in every play. We must choose who will fit in the play. Considering we were holding auditions for the Children's Theater performance of The Sound Of Music, there were many children in attendance, and your performance of "Dance Ten, Looks Three" from A Chorus Line while wearing a see-through bikini was...highly inappropriate, at the very least, you should be grateful we merely had you escorted out and not arrested.
I do know that Lively Arts Theater across town is holding auditions for Hair, and Downtown Theater is holding auditions for The Rocky Horror Show. Your performance might go over better at either of those two venues.
Break a leg!
Sincerely,
Ry Sing-Starr, manager
Pop Star Auditions
* * * * *
Dear Paint Store,
I was at the park and wanted to sit down. I saw a bench, threw away some silly sign that was propped up there, and sat down, and now I've got your paint all over my clothes! I demand compensation! You'd better give me $100,000 for a whole new wardrobe or I'll see you in court!
Sincerely,
Kent Readsigns
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