Dear Mr. Bass,
We're sorry you're having difficulty with our game. If you play the game sober, it will probably be easier.
Sincerely,
Numtinda Tahashi, Numtinda Games
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Dear Sleepy Kitty Hotel,
When I stayed at your hotel last week, I received a note saying that somebody was coming in my room to "test the internet." I also noticed a little chocolate with an Insurance Company's business card attached. Also, the table in my room was cleared off.
Although I didn't notice anything missing, I know what you're up to. You were planning to waylay me in my own hotel room and make it look like an accident. Then you were going to steal my identity and drain my bank accounts. When I would eventually wake up, your desk clerk was going to tell me that I should have bought the insurance.
I will have irrefutable proof of your criminal enterprise. Your day of reckoning is coming.
Sincerely,
Pare A. Noid
We're sorry you're having difficulty with our game. If you play the game sober, it will probably be easier.
Sincerely,
Numtinda Tahashi, Numtinda Games
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Dear Sleepy Kitty Hotel,
When I stayed at your hotel last week, I received a note saying that somebody was coming in my room to "test the internet." I also noticed a little chocolate with an Insurance Company's business card attached. Also, the table in my room was cleared off.
Although I didn't notice anything missing, I know what you're up to. You were planning to waylay me in my own hotel room and make it look like an accident. Then you were going to steal my identity and drain my bank accounts. When I would eventually wake up, your desk clerk was going to tell me that I should have bought the insurance.
I will have irrefutable proof of your criminal enterprise. Your day of reckoning is coming.
Sincerely,
Pare A. Noid
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