dear ms Coupon,
TERRIBLY sorry to hear that you will be leaving us. Hope you find joy in your new supermarket. I hear they opened one on the corner of Bull and Crap.
Management.
Dear BIG blue store,
I AM UTTERLY OUTRAGED!!!!!!1111!! FOR MONTHS I HAVE BEEN SPENDING LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN YOUR STORE AND USING YOUR REWARDS CARD SO THAT I MAY EARN REBATE CHECKS! AFTER A FEW MONTHS OF NEVER GETTING ANYTHING BACK i CALLED AND WAS TOLD THAT BECAUSE I NEVER GAVE THEM AN EMAIL ADDRESS I FOREFEITED MY POINTS! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I DEMAND A $10,000 GIFT CARD AND ALL MY POINT REFUNDED!!
CAPTN LOCKE!
(sadly this is fairly close to what happened to me but I talked calmly and got a much better deal.)
TERRIBLY sorry to hear that you will be leaving us. Hope you find joy in your new supermarket. I hear they opened one on the corner of Bull and Crap.
Management.
Dear BIG blue store,
I AM UTTERLY OUTRAGED!!!!!!1111!! FOR MONTHS I HAVE BEEN SPENDING LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN YOUR STORE AND USING YOUR REWARDS CARD SO THAT I MAY EARN REBATE CHECKS! AFTER A FEW MONTHS OF NEVER GETTING ANYTHING BACK i CALLED AND WAS TOLD THAT BECAUSE I NEVER GAVE THEM AN EMAIL ADDRESS I FOREFEITED MY POINTS! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I DEMAND A $10,000 GIFT CARD AND ALL MY POINT REFUNDED!!
CAPTN LOCKE!
(sadly this is fairly close to what happened to me but I talked calmly and got a much better deal.)
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