Dear Ms. Fun D. Mentalist:
We pray all the time. We pray that people like you will go away and not make a bad name for real Christians.
Sincerely,
Angel Craft
Owner
Archangel Crafts
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Dear Ms. Fun D. Mentalist:
Mary Christmas-Freak here. It seems I've found a kindred spirit of sorts.
I've tracked down the impostor who said that Christmas should end on January 5th. Rubbish! Christmas should last all year round, don't you think? And I never shop at General Grocery Store; the prices there are too high, anyway.
So I was wondering if you would like to join me in hunting down this heathen who uses my name to give a bad name to those who love all that is holy and Christmas-y. After that, then maybe we can chat over a cup of eggnog about our shared love of Christmas.
Of course, you wouldn't mind if my husband joins us? He's a little awkward due to the culture clash; he hasn't eaten a human in weeks, after all, and he getting sick and tired of eating what he calls "vegetables", though I swear, Christmas ham and Christmas turkey are NOT vegetables! So I hope you don't mind if he joins us. Don't worry, he won't eat you; I'll make sure of that!
Thanks in advance!
Your new bestie,
Mrs. Mary Christmas-Freak
We pray all the time. We pray that people like you will go away and not make a bad name for real Christians.
Sincerely,
Angel Craft
Owner
Archangel Crafts
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Dear Ms. Fun D. Mentalist:
Mary Christmas-Freak here. It seems I've found a kindred spirit of sorts.
I've tracked down the impostor who said that Christmas should end on January 5th. Rubbish! Christmas should last all year round, don't you think? And I never shop at General Grocery Store; the prices there are too high, anyway.
So I was wondering if you would like to join me in hunting down this heathen who uses my name to give a bad name to those who love all that is holy and Christmas-y. After that, then maybe we can chat over a cup of eggnog about our shared love of Christmas.
Of course, you wouldn't mind if my husband joins us? He's a little awkward due to the culture clash; he hasn't eaten a human in weeks, after all, and he getting sick and tired of eating what he calls "vegetables", though I swear, Christmas ham and Christmas turkey are NOT vegetables! So I hope you don't mind if he joins us. Don't worry, he won't eat you; I'll make sure of that!
Thanks in advance!
Your new bestie,
Mrs. Mary Christmas-Freak
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