Dear Saint Patrick,
Thanks for the heads up. If you're interested, I'd like for you to be my best man at my wedding.
Sincerely,
Easter Freak
Dear Bar Manager,
You had no right to ban me! All I did was whiz through the place while knocking over everything in my path. I demand you lift the ban and give me free drinks for life. If you don't, I will zip through the bar wearing nothing while singing the national anthem.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Tornado
Thanks for the heads up. If you're interested, I'd like for you to be my best man at my wedding.
Sincerely,
Easter Freak
Dear Bar Manager,
You had no right to ban me! All I did was whiz through the place while knocking over everything in my path. I demand you lift the ban and give me free drinks for life. If you don't, I will zip through the bar wearing nothing while singing the national anthem.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Tornado
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