Dear Mr. Neyd-Jokes,
That joke you made is very common and has lost it's sense of humor. Therefore, your request is denied and we don't want to hear any bad jokes about our store.
Sincerely,
S. E. Rious
Store Manager
Dear Sorority President,
Where do you get off making me use a toothbrush to clean the bathroom? Don't you realize it takes forever? I demand you give me proper equipment from now on. If you don't, I will put purple dye into your shampoo and conditioner.
Sincerely,
P. L. Edge
That joke you made is very common and has lost it's sense of humor. Therefore, your request is denied and we don't want to hear any bad jokes about our store.
Sincerely,
S. E. Rious
Store Manager
Dear Sorority President,
Where do you get off making me use a toothbrush to clean the bathroom? Don't you realize it takes forever? I demand you give me proper equipment from now on. If you don't, I will put purple dye into your shampoo and conditioner.
Sincerely,
P. L. Edge
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