Dear Ms. Handz,
The audience was right about it being your fault. Therefore, all you'll get is a bill for the damage and you are banned from the store until it's all paid off.
Sincerely,
Nota T. Fault
Show Creator
Dear Department Store Manager,
You had no right to arrest my husband and I. All we were doing was making love with no clothes on in the lingerie department. I demand you drop the charges and allow us to make love wherever and whenever we want. If you don't, we will go to the security office, undress, and make love in front of the security office door.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Lovemaker
The audience was right about it being your fault. Therefore, all you'll get is a bill for the damage and you are banned from the store until it's all paid off.
Sincerely,
Nota T. Fault
Show Creator
Dear Department Store Manager,
You had no right to arrest my husband and I. All we were doing was making love with no clothes on in the lingerie department. I demand you drop the charges and allow us to make love wherever and whenever we want. If you don't, we will go to the security office, undress, and make love in front of the security office door.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Lovemaker
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