Dear Mrs. Seniorcat,
Your cat may be a senior, but he is not the one buying the food; you are. And since you are not a senior, you can not be given the senior discount. It's no different than buying groceries for your Grandma.
You are welcome to take your business anywhere you like, but I guarantee that nobody else offers a senior discount to young people who have elderly pets.
Sincerely,
Tom Katz, manager,
Fur & Feathers Pet Supply
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Dear PoshSuites Hotel manager,
I can not believe what a rip off you guys are! I booked a week's stay at your place and decided to have a little fun. I ground food into the carpet, wrote all over the walls, even dropped a few #2s on the floor. Why not? I was on vacation, it's not my responsibility to clean up!
Well, I got my credit card statement today, and you overcharged me nearly a thousand dollars! You said it was due to cleaning, but I know you were just looking to rip me off. Thieving jerks!
Either refund my money and give me an additional $500,000 on top of it, or I'll be seeing you in court.
Sincerely,
Phil Thie-Slob
(Yes, I based that on KuariKaydrith's recent post. It was too appalling to pass up!)
Your cat may be a senior, but he is not the one buying the food; you are. And since you are not a senior, you can not be given the senior discount. It's no different than buying groceries for your Grandma.
You are welcome to take your business anywhere you like, but I guarantee that nobody else offers a senior discount to young people who have elderly pets.
Sincerely,
Tom Katz, manager,
Fur & Feathers Pet Supply
* * * * *
Dear PoshSuites Hotel manager,
I can not believe what a rip off you guys are! I booked a week's stay at your place and decided to have a little fun. I ground food into the carpet, wrote all over the walls, even dropped a few #2s on the floor. Why not? I was on vacation, it's not my responsibility to clean up!
Well, I got my credit card statement today, and you overcharged me nearly a thousand dollars! You said it was due to cleaning, but I know you were just looking to rip me off. Thieving jerks!
Either refund my money and give me an additional $500,000 on top of it, or I'll be seeing you in court.
Sincerely,
Phil Thie-Slob
(Yes, I based that on KuariKaydrith's recent post. It was too appalling to pass up!)
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