Dear Mrs.Protective,
Please accept our deepest apologies.For some reason the casting directors have taken leave of their senses-I don't know what they were thinking.I personally felt that little Willibaldina displayed all the necessary traits required to beautifully portray Second Slug.As requested,I have taken an executive decision to have her immediately cast in our next movie.No audition will be necessary as I feel she will suit the part to a T.Her role will be Third Dung-eating Fly.
I trust this meets with your approval and that your threat to our movie sets will not now be carried out.That is a shame however as the timing would be perfect for our other major project Inferno at the Studio!
Yours sincerely,
Mr Alfred D.Rector
Rector Films Ltd.
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The Manager
MegaStorez Ltd
Dear Sir,
I am outraged by your decision to bar me and my children from your store.Since it was Black Friday and all those shoppers were getting very upset and fraught at the doors before opening time,they merely decided to make them all smile by releasing the bunch of wind-up mice as they all entered.Your security staff have no sense of humor-I thought it was quite hilarious watching everyone dodge out of the way.They were just kids having a bit of fun,not d**n stupid idiots who could have killed someone.I demand we be let in half an hour before the doors open next week to get our pick of products to make up for the embarrassment your sour old security who can't take a joke caused them or I'll tell everyone what a mean misery you are.You wouldn't want that at Christmas would you?
Mrs.Hilary S. Jape
Please accept our deepest apologies.For some reason the casting directors have taken leave of their senses-I don't know what they were thinking.I personally felt that little Willibaldina displayed all the necessary traits required to beautifully portray Second Slug.As requested,I have taken an executive decision to have her immediately cast in our next movie.No audition will be necessary as I feel she will suit the part to a T.Her role will be Third Dung-eating Fly.
I trust this meets with your approval and that your threat to our movie sets will not now be carried out.That is a shame however as the timing would be perfect for our other major project Inferno at the Studio!
Yours sincerely,
Mr Alfred D.Rector
Rector Films Ltd.
*******************************
The Manager
MegaStorez Ltd
Dear Sir,
I am outraged by your decision to bar me and my children from your store.Since it was Black Friday and all those shoppers were getting very upset and fraught at the doors before opening time,they merely decided to make them all smile by releasing the bunch of wind-up mice as they all entered.Your security staff have no sense of humor-I thought it was quite hilarious watching everyone dodge out of the way.They were just kids having a bit of fun,not d**n stupid idiots who could have killed someone.I demand we be let in half an hour before the doors open next week to get our pick of products to make up for the embarrassment your sour old security who can't take a joke caused them or I'll tell everyone what a mean misery you are.You wouldn't want that at Christmas would you?
Mrs.Hilary S. Jape
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