Dear Mr. Wildcard,
I'm calling your bluff. We have you dead to rights, not only on the identity theft charge, but we also have you on camera using a blackjack to rob the liquor store of cash and gin, and we have several eyewitnesses that saw you blow up that bridge so many of us used to go fish on.
Your request is denied. You've been dealt a losing hand. Deal with it.
Regards,
Jack Klubb, Attorney General
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Dear Comeon Inn,
I had a reservation last weekend, and I expected a pleasant stay at a luxurious hotel. Imagine my disgust when I went to the front desk and some smelly, dirty ragamuffin was checking into a room! How dare you let people like that stay at your hotel! And he wasn't the only one! So many filthy people with stained clothes, making all sorts of noise all day! Granted, they quieted down at night, but still.
I demand that you reimburse my entire stay and give me free lodgings for the rest of the year, or I will tell all of my friends how horrible you are!
Regards,
Ella Gant-Snob
I'm calling your bluff. We have you dead to rights, not only on the identity theft charge, but we also have you on camera using a blackjack to rob the liquor store of cash and gin, and we have several eyewitnesses that saw you blow up that bridge so many of us used to go fish on.
Your request is denied. You've been dealt a losing hand. Deal with it.
Regards,
Jack Klubb, Attorney General
* * * * *
Dear Comeon Inn,
I had a reservation last weekend, and I expected a pleasant stay at a luxurious hotel. Imagine my disgust when I went to the front desk and some smelly, dirty ragamuffin was checking into a room! How dare you let people like that stay at your hotel! And he wasn't the only one! So many filthy people with stained clothes, making all sorts of noise all day! Granted, they quieted down at night, but still.
I demand that you reimburse my entire stay and give me free lodgings for the rest of the year, or I will tell all of my friends how horrible you are!
Regards,
Ella Gant-Snob
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